“gf: what would you do if i broke up with you .
bf: i would go back to my ex.
: ( crying ) im breakin up with you .
* many hours later*
bf: will you go out with me ?
gf: i thought you were going to your ex.
bf: you are my ex. ♥”
“Girl: tell me how much you love me.
BOY: LOOK UP AT THE SKY.
girl: stop changing the subject!
BOY: JUST LOOK.
Girl: What am I doing?
Boy : Tell me how many stars are in the sky.
GIRL: THATS IMPOSSIBLE.
Boy: So is explaining, my love for you.”
“A Girl found a Tear in his Boyfriend's Eye. She Hugged him. The Boy continued to cry and the Girl asked Why ? Boy :- If for every tear I get a hug from you... then i would cry forever.”
“DAD: What can you do for my daughter?
BF: I`d die for her! DAD: I don`t like you.
BF: Why?
DAD: I`m looking for someone who would live for her, not someone who would just die and leave her alone.”
“Boy:*kneels down on one knee* girl:w-what are y-you doing *blushes like crazy*
boy:*looks up nd smiles* Ive been wanting to do this for a long time
girl:*blushes more*
boy:*ties shoe* EPIC FAIL XD”
“gf: Hey!
bf: I need to speak to you...
gf: Oh what about?
bf: I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore...
gf: What?! *becomes upset*
bf: I want to be your husband *Pulls out a box and proposes*
gf: .. ♥”
“How Nice it be if every relationship came with the same tag line of Johnsons baby soap "NO MORE TEARS" :)”
““I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I told him, "I hope I'm the only girl you could ever love." He says to me, "You won't be the only girl I will ever love. When we have a daughter, I'm going to love her too."♥. ♫ ★””
“Boy : Hey, what would you do if i punch you? Girl : I'll punch you too. Boy : What if i slap you? Girl : I'll slap you back. Boy : What if i love you? Girl : ...”
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