Salah spe nh weh???

Petang 2h dlm koi 6 ak n aen terkedek-kedek  blik dr klas..

msok gate kolej dgn muke penuh ilmu d dada..(padahal ak mancing jer!!)

even ktorg rushing (coz mlm 2h de jamuan blok),,ak sempat jer tenampak "1 bnde aneh",

aku tenampak de 1 notis kt 1 kete nh,,

ak pon cepat jer menapak g kt kete 2h..

wow!!tebaek ah!!

ak pon kuarkan phone cggih ak 2h then klik.klik..

ce korang tgok pic nh btol2,,

bce notis nh::

nilah akibat nye kalo kolej wt parking lot kene dftar.Lot aku,ak punye.lot ko,ko punye,

tp bgi tuan punye kete nh,,

Lot aku,ak punye.lot ko pon ,still aku punye!.haha..=.=

aku pon xtawu salah spe sebenarye coz ak xberada kt tmpat diorang..speechless..

tp nk jew aku cakap,,

bende remeh cm nh pon xbleh disetel dgn cara yg lbih "bijak" kew??

kalo owg luar tgok..agk2 nk dpat ape??

dpt malu la weh...

n semenjak kolej ktorg wt sistem cm nh,,

jgn tekejut la kalo de owg wt cmni kt kete korg::

n de lg 1 yg xbleh blah,,

de yg ltak cone + kerusi + moto kt parking lot dy,,dgn cara nh,,xde sape bleh park kt lot dy ble dy kluar,,mudah bukan???hahahah

n jgn tekejut kalo pkul 2,3 pgi still de owg yg tegamak kol korg semate-mate nk soh korg alihkan kete kt "parking lot diorang"....

so tepakse la korang park kt depan PK,,even tme 2h dh pkul 3 pg,,n korang blik kolej dgn bejalan kaki!!

n owg yg kol korang 2h lelaki!!n korang 2h perempuan,,

consider la sket bro,,,

haisshhh...(based on mmber ak pnye experience)

fikir-fikirkan n selamat beramal!!

p/s:peringatan utk diri sendiri juga,,('_^)

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Salahkah aku belajar pertanian?????

blur2.macam ayam.cmne nk wt intro yg best ek??

ok xpe.2h tolak tepi dlu.

ak nk cite sal org kg aku nh.Kejadian nh belaku tme cti sem.(sem ble ak xpsti).

pgi 2h ak tgh tgok citer katun kt umah.pas 2h mak aku sruh pegi kedai rncit bli ape ntah,nh pon ak xpasti.

then ak dgn besemangatnya capai moto ex5 merah abg ak 2h tros je pgi kdai kak zizah.

pgi2 bwak moto ronda kg mmg best,,ak tgok rmai makcik2 yg tgh jln lenggang2 kangkung .nk pegi kdai kot.

aku pon bwak moto dgn snang hati smbil senyum la sket2 kt makcik2.t ckap amboi,,,,anak mak teh timah 2h blagak pulak!hahaha

smpai jew kdai tros ak park moto kapcai abg ak 2h btul2 dpan kdai.(mmg habit ak park dpan kdai,haha)

msok dlm kdai usha2 ape yg mak ak pesan,g byar then kluar la dri kdai 2h..

elok2 ak nak smpai kt moto,da sorg pok cik nh tgor ak,,

"amboi asiah.sjak dok kl nh dah len hg noh,,,"

"hehe.."aku pon sengeh2 la kt pok cik 2h,tme 2h pok cik 2h tgh mnum2 kt warung sbelah ngn 2,3 owg mmber dy.ak knal pok cik 2h sjak kcik g coz ank dy sme umo ngn ak gak,clssmate tme sek,rndah..

"hg blajaq kt upm kn.ambik kos apa xtaw?"pok cik 2h tnye ak.

"er.er.er,,ha kt upm,asiah ambik kos sains pertanian"jwb ak penuh sopan,,haha

"hahahhha,,hg blajaq juh2 smpai selangor 2h,ambek sains pertanian ja?"

ish pok cik,pagi2 buta dh nk skitkan ati ak jerk!

"ha sn pertanian.awatnya?"ak pon jwb.mka still mnis lg tp dlm ati da tebako dh.

"bleh keja ka nnt blaja petanian 2h..tgok cm kak cik(ha nh ank dy yg sma umo ngn ak 2h),wt nursing,t abes blaja senang,tros dpt keja,"

"emm..tp dy blaja kt klej swasta kn,,"ak pon jwb.sje nk cri pasal,

"ish,,,dak aih,,sapa kata swasta,,klej dy 2h sparuh krajaan,sparuh swata"bekap pok cik nh.

"oyaka...."jwb ak xde feeling.(tme nh da ready ats moto)

"hg bwak trekta x lg??hahahha"perli pok cik 2h.

ak ckp dlm ati"pok cik nh mmg ske psyco ak.haaissshh,"

"mana da bwak trekta pak cik.kami belaja cm besa la.cm owg len gak.dlm klas pon da ekon gak"jwab aku xpuas ati.

"yaka?tapi nanti kalau kena bawak,kaki hg sampai ka?"

cis,yg nh mmg xbleh blah.siyes tebako.

"emm,,xpala pak cik.asiah nk blik dh nh,mak dok tggu kt umah,t senang2 mai la umah,mnum kopi.ajak kak cik skali,"

ak pon tros blah.spoil mood btol la..ak blik dgn rse xpuas ati gler..

bleh plak pok cik 2h ckp cm 2h kt ak,ak nh sape??anak dy kew??menantu dy kew??

so ak dedicated entry nh tok pok cik 2h(mcm la dy bce)

bg ak la kan,,2h sume rezeki masing2,,xkisah la blaja pe pon kan..ade jew yg wt medic kt o.c,tp still xdpat keje g,,n ade jew yg blaja kos biase2 jew,,tp grade jew da dpt keje,,n ade jew yg xmasok u,,tp sukses jew,,siap dpat pgkt Dato' g!!..haa..spe nk jwb??

quote from someone:

:.."it there is no man, there will be no woman.. if there is no weed science, there will be no agriculture...if there is no agricultre, there will be no mankind.."..::

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"...........Boys n GiRLs....."muahaha,,XD!!

“gf: what would you do if i broke up with you .

bf: i would go back to my ex. 

: ( crying ) im breakin up with you .

* many hours later* 

bf: will you go out with me ? 

gf: i thought you were going to your ex. 

bf: you are my ex. ♥”

“Girl: tell me how much you love me. 

BOY: LOOK UP AT THE SKY. 

girl: stop changing the subject! 

BOY: JUST LOOK. 

Girl: What am I doing?

 Boy : Tell me how many stars are in the sky.

 GIRL: THATS IMPOSSIBLE.

 Boy: So is explaining, my love for you.”

“A Girl found a Tear in his Boyfriend's Eye. She Hugged him. The Boy continued to cry and the Girl asked Why ? Boy :- If for every tear I get a hug from you... then i would cry forever.”

“DAD: What can you do for my daughter?

 BF: I`d die for her! DAD: I don`t like you. 

BF: Why?

 DAD: I`m looking for someone who would live for her, not someone who would just die and leave her alone.”

“Boy:*kneels down on one knee* girl:w-what are y-you doing *blushes like crazy* 

boy:*looks up nd smiles* Ive been wanting to do this for a long time 

girl:*blushes more* 

boy:*ties shoe* EPIC FAIL XD”

“gf: Hey! 

bf: I need to speak to you... 

gf: Oh what about?

 bf: I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore... 

gf: What?! *becomes upset* 

bf: I want to be your husband *Pulls out a box and proposes*

 gf: .. ♥”

“How Nice it be if every relationship came with the same tag line of Johnsons baby soap "NO MORE TEARS" :)”

““I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I told him, "I hope I'm the only girl you could ever love." He says to me, "You won't be the only girl I will ever love. When we have a daughter, I'm going to love her too."♥. ♫ ★””

“Boy : Hey, what would you do if i punch you? Girl : I'll punch you too. Boy : What if i slap you? Girl : I'll slap you back. Boy : What if i love you? Girl : ...”

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".......SyahdU jE RaSe..."

alhamdulillah,,,,

siap jgak assgnment ak..serius pnat,,6 assgment nk kne submit dlm 1 mggu??hebat bukan??

orait,,

nk share 1 bnde nh,,dh byk kli tp skg bwu ak perasan,,b4 nh xrse pe2 pon,,

tp ptg td rse cm syahdu jew,,even just tgok dri jauh n xknal pon,

tp serius,,ak kagum!!

nk djadikan citer,,dis sem klas ak byk kt area2 fak sains,,so kalo tme lunch slalu muke ak jela kt c 2,,then  ktorg nh slalu g solat kt surau fak sains 2h jela..

ptg td ak n intan (sowi intan ak pjam ko lg,,erk!)

pegi solat kt c 2,,

msok kt dlam ade lar owg tgh solat,,pas 2 de la sorg mamat nh tgh solat..ak xnmpak  tp dgr la dy tgh bce2 surah ,,kain rentang yg bhagi side laki n pompuan 2h cm xtebal sgt..so cm nmpak la byg2 sket..mke xnmpak tp tawu la de owg..

pas 2 de 2 org mamat lg msok nk solat..mamat yg sorg 2h tepuk blakang mamat yg ngah solat 2h.then diorg solat jemaah la..mse 2h mamat yg solat sorg2 je td da msok rakaat ke-4,,abes jew solat,diorang yg lg 2 2h proceed la cm biase,,then de sorg la mamat msok nk solat..then dy tepuk blakang mamat yg tgah solat 2h n diorg jemaah lg..ak yg tengah tgok rse syahdu sgt,,rse cm Ya Allah..msti sejuk mak yg mngandungkan ank cm diorg nh,,bkn ptg nh jew,,b4 nh pon diorg slalu solat jemaah even de 2 owg jew,,sorg imam,sorg makmum,perfect!!n kalo xslap ak so far ak pegi solat kt surau 2h,xpenah lg ak nmpak de lelaki yg solat sniri2,,sume msti jemaah,,msok wktu jew azan..sYahduNye >>>

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